Threat Number One

Dad: "Should I check 'cheeseburger' today?"

Me: "Cheeseburger. . . ." (laughing)

Dad: "Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, Pepsi, no Coke."

Me: still laughing

Dad: "Anything new on there?"

Me: "Yep."

Dad: "One or both of you?"

Me: "Both."

Dad: "I'll have to check that out."

Totally unrelated. . . .

I'm usually not that into potty humor, but the story that starts 4 minutes and 30 seconds in killed me.

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