I thought that if you show your D in public you are automatically a sex offender in Massachusetts? One of the biggest fears from 2003-2006 for my buddies and me was getting caught publicly urinating in and around Boston, due to it being a sex offender crime. This guy is bopping the baloney while staring at a woman on the T and only gets charged with lewd and lascivious behavior? What the?
For years the spelling of wiener vs weiner when it comes to male genitalia has perplexed me. I definitely should not have just Googled "wiener vs weiner".
Also, I really hope that Frank uses the classic Shaggy excuse when defending himself in court for playing a little 5 on 1 in public.
Police: Guy named Frank stroked wiener on Riverside trolley
By adamg on Thu, 04/17/2014 - 8:49am
The woman exited at Longwood; Frank did not get off there.
Police say detectives nabbed Frank yesterday at Riverside station. He's scheduled for arraignment today in Newton District Court on a formal charge of lewd and lacivious behavior.
http://www.universalhub.com/2014/police-guy-named-frank-stroked-wiener-riverside
Did you feel like you had found a pot of gold at the end of a rain bow when you read this headline? It is too good to be true. . . for everyone but the poor lady sitting next to the perv on the train.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I would be friends with the guy who wrote the headline and article. Very clever stuff in there.
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